professionalvillageidiot: gnatwitharider: professionalvillageidiot: what if like they had a type of liquid eyeliner that you could apply like normal but when it comes to taking it off you could peel it off like a sticker insted of wiping it all over your face you are the future thank
lettucefetish: i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
lumos5000: lokis-army-at-221b: DAMMIT I’M A at first i thought it was, “Dammit Moriarty I’m a Time Lord” and then i figured it out and felt stupid.
Nicknames for Supernatural - Season 9
When you're panicking or a character is in danger: SEASON 9-1-1
When you're mad or disappointed or in denial: Season NEIN.
When Team Free Will has domestic moments: Season 9-to-5
When you're happy or thrilled about something: Season On-Cloud-9
Whenever someone returns from the dead: Season 9-Lives
Whenever you're all hot and bothered from the characters: Season Fine
Whenever you find yourself whispering "Chuck bless Carver": Season Divine
Don't lie .. Supernatural has made you cry at...
lesbianathogwarts: asianpredator: domodisciple: asianpredator: itsdeepforhappypeople: strangeharpy: edgebug: sprightlyvigilante: the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets i want to read this novel I want to write this novel. I want to edit this novel. Sounds like...
cybercitrus: People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.
fishscalepanties: darkrobins: on one hand i want a nightwing movie, but on the other hand i know they’d totally prob fuck him up and try to make him ~gritty~ like batman i think id just really like them to start with a super gritty voice over and the actor portraying dick grayson doing the gargling-marbles christopher nolan batman voice then just have him choke and cough and be like “how...
The Final Problem: “He is the Napoleon of crime,... →
finalproblem: “He is the Napoleon of crime, Watson.” —The Final Problem He began by taking a clean white cloth from a drawer and laying it over the table. Then he placed his newly acquired bust in the centre of the cloth. Finally, he picked up his hunting-crop and struck Napoleon a sharp blow on the…
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: queenofthedreamers: mypatronusisyou: you know what I love? everyone’s mutual love and respect for harry potter we might not all talk about Harry Potter that much but no matter what wars between or inside fandoms are happening, Harry Potter still trumps everything else and makes it irrelevant if someone makes a Harry Potter reference it’s immediately...
innercheeseburger: draconisblog: tumbledore-: The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun. At first I was all: Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard. But then I was...
carryonmyfallencastiel: so happy that richard speight jr, rob benedict and matt cohen decided to all become weird best friends
smilestootybooty: turntechgodisc: turntechgodisc: you ever assume that when hussie makes a design or outfit for a character hes just staring back at the fandom and saying “yeah just TRY and cosplay that fuckers”
thighabetic: shutupmerlin: My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set...
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jmkitsune: allonsy221b: heresyourhost: If inconvenient, reblog anyway. Could be dangerous